Once upon a time...
Once upon a time there was a little boy called Bobby.
He had a very ugly nose, so all the other children made fun of him.
Every day he tried to hide it in school, by painting it or wearing a cap, but the other children kept on noticing his giant, ugly nose.
Then, one day, a very old lady approached him and made him a proposition he couldn't refuse.
He was offered a full time employment as a monkeyboy.
Bobby, who did look like a monkey, was very excited and looked forward to his work as a monkeyboy. Little did he know what lied ahead...
"Becoming a good monkeyboy is not a trivial task," the old lady explained.
Bobby was prepared for anything. "I'll swim across the sea and climb the tallest mountain, if I have to!" Bobby told her.
"Patience, my little grasshopper," responded the woman. First, you must learn to the way of the monkey. Repeat after me:
"Monkey always do what he see."
Foo huhu Bhutan h
Rahasdasd asd asdsa
Not so dumb, he spat out his 'gum and used his tongue. Still blue from a nasty candy found in an unattended bin, he still could press it against his un-cleft palate and other members of his buccal anatomy to produce all those fricatives. Impressive!
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